4/28/08 – Speaking of Ireland, in the, ahem, “news,” Jesus Christ apears to be the superstar, not Carly Smithson. Despite Webber’s assurance she had chosen the right song because of her twinkling irish eyes. WTF? Clearly it was the flush of Leprechaun gold in her skin, and that her performance was so ruckus it’d stomp the snakes out of Ireland. Twinkling irish eyes, I don’t know what Webber’s been drinking!